Alon Time Co

Fortune Teller 'You're Doomed, So Whatever' - Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker

Fortune Teller 'You're Doomed, So Whatever' - Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker - Main image
$2.64 $4 In stock

Category: Sticker

It's true. You're doomed.

Durable vinyl matte die-cut sticker.

Approximately 3" x 3".

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Leo Z. ★★★★★

The die-cut is really clean and precise, so the sticker pops perfectly on my laptop. I love that it's matte vinyl, too — no glare and it feels sturdy. This dark humor sticker definitely cracks me up every time I see it.

Sebastian ★★★★★

Stuck this on my water bottle and the matte finish is perfect—no glare under the sun. The dark humor hits just right for a daily reminder to not take things too seriously. Definitely picking up more for my friends.

Lily D. ★★★★★

Slapped this on my water bottle and the matte finish has held up perfectly through a few dishwasher cycles. The 3x3 size is just right for a laptop lid too, and the deadpan doom vibe gets a laugh every time.